Thursday, April 5, 2007

Theorems of why Father should Provide me with a K9 and Why it would Make Me Deliriously Joyful

  • I love animals
  • The dog can lay by me and keep me company when I am playing Mario
  • The dog will play with me while I am playing basketball
  • I will tell the dog my secrets and he won't tell them to anyone else
  • He will protect me if anyone is mean to me
  • He will fetch things when I throw them
  • I will brush his coat and get him food and water
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By: Benjamin Todd Wallace

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What brilliant theorems, Benny Boy! I definitely agree with them all. Everyone should be so lucky as to have a dog like Boodles!

-J. Williams, Fishers